Comments and Commentary: HP and the Sorcerer's Stone Ch. 2

And so I continue. As of today, I've gotten through 3 chapters of HP & the SS. And I've decided I'd rather have each chapter be a separate post. It's just easier. I'll also be doing lots of labels/tags.

Chapter 2: The Vanishing Cabinet Glass [yeah, I wrote cabinet in my notes but it's really glass... the cabinet doesn't come till later ;D ]

• I bet Mr. and Mrs. Dursley would divorce if Dudley died...
• Oh neglected boy who lived
• Yucky spiders >.<
• And his fastness is useful for quite a few reasons
• He's small and skinny because of neglect.... partially
• The hair is a Potter trait for sure
• Uh, by age 10-11, isn't the ability to do basic math like adding expected?
• I knew there was something up with you, Mrs. Figg... From the start...
• Seriously, fake crying is the worst thing to listen to... it's just so obnoxious and screamy
• Rat boy! Rat boy!
• Zoos are so much fun, Harry!
• We have a space under the stairs but I wouldn't call it a cupboard
• Don't you think you would notice all of your hair growing back super quick? Especially if you lost a lot of sleep?
• The wind caught him mid-jump...? Kinda crazy...
• Let's just say I wouldn't want to get in a car with Uncle Vernon behind the wheel
• The Dursleys are screwed if Muggles were to invent a flying motorcycle
• Sunny days in England? What, what?
• Just noticed that unless you're in the know, you may not have known that HP is set in the UK
• WHO GETS BORED WITH ANIMALS?!
• Memo to self: look up knickerbocker glory, then recreate
• Aren't there usually "do not touch/tap the glass" signs at zoos
• Snakes > Dursleys
• Kodak moment: Harry talks and bonds with snake! [insert random Polaroid drawing of Harry and snake]
• SEE! SNAKES ARE SMART!
• Escape little big snake! Escape!
• Well, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen
• Because alcohol has always been a problem solver
• Oh Harry, they are strange strangers indeed... Stranger danger!
• Wait, so these people are apparating in public?! Statues of Secrecy!!!!

-----

And the end of chapter 2! Also, my hand is kind of cramping from the writing...